BARF-E

An experimental ice cream research programme. We develop small, deliberate, occasionally hostile flavours in a cold, clean environment. Each tub is numbered, logged, and shipped with its protocol sheet.

Not all experiments are pleasant. All are intentional.

Flavour index

26 entries
CRYOGENIC MATCHA FOAM
Exp. No. 007142 kcal / 100g

CRYOGENIC MATCHA FOAM

Profile
bitter matcha, nitrogen-chilled vanilla air, metallic sweetness
Notes
smooth, slightly smoky, ultra-light finish
Batch
XM07-N2
Storage
Keep below -18°C
BURNT SUGAR STATIC
Exp. No. 012208 kcal / 100g

BURNT SUGAR STATIC

Profile
caramelized sugar, ozone, toasted milk solids
Notes
like crème brûlée crossed with a thunderstorm
Batch
BS12-ARC
Storage
Do not thaw
GOTH GIRL
Exp. No. 024189 kcal / 100g

GOTH GIRL

Profile
black cocoa, dark cherry, dry rose petal
Notes
pale, moody, quietly sweet — pairs with eyeliner
Batch
MOR-024
Storage
Keep frozen below -18°C
ALIEN MILK
Exp. No. 093159 kcal / 100g

ALIEN MILK

Profile
galactic blueberry, extra-terrestrial cotton candy, cold cream
Notes
uncanny hue, dense, vaguely luminous
Batch
AM93-XLR8
Storage
Keep frozen below -18°C
PLASTIC VANILLA MEMORY
Exp. No. 044198 kcal / 100g

PLASTIC VANILLA MEMORY

Profile
classic vanilla, warm plastic note, sugar dust
Notes
nostalgic, uncanny, oddly comforting
Batch
PVM-44
Storage
Keep frozen below -18°C
GLASS APPLE RESONANCE
Exp. No. 168151 kcal / 100g

GLASS APPLE RESONANCE

Profile
crisp green apple, sugar glass, clean snap
Notes
sharp, reflective, very minimal
Batch
GAR-168
Storage
Keep frozen below -18°C
BLACK SESAME VOID
Exp. No. 023221 kcal / 100g

BLACK SESAME VOID

Profile
nutty black sesame, charcoal vanilla, mineral salt
Notes
deep, earthy, slightly savory
Batch
BV23-C00
Storage
Keep frozen. Do not refreeze.
CITRUS ANTISEPTIC
Exp. No. 031129 kcal / 100g

CITRUS ANTISEPTIC

Profile
yuzu, lemon peel, sterile herbal sharpness
Notes
super clean, almost medicinal (in a good way)
Batch
CA31-YZ
Storage
Below -18°C
BLUE CHEESE CARAMEL SWIRL
Exp. No. 051264 kcal / 100g

BLUE CHEESE CARAMEL SWIRL

Profile
sweet caramel, sharp blue cheese, butterfat richness
Notes
aggressive but addictive
Batch
BCC-51
Storage
Keep frozen. Best within 30 days.
LIQUID SMOKE MILKSHAKE
Exp. No. 068212 kcal / 100g

LIQUID SMOKE MILKSHAKE

Profile
smoked cream, vanilla, faint ash
Notes
like dessert at a campfire lab
Batch
LSM-68
Storage
Keep frozen below -18°C
GREENHOUSE MELON GAS
Exp. No. 074156 kcal / 100g

GREENHOUSE MELON GAS

Profile
overripe melon, humid greenery, faint petrol edge
Notes
fresh but slightly dangerous
Batch
GMG-74
Storage
Keep frozen. Ventilate on opening.
SALTED LICORICE DATASET
Exp. No. 082188 kcal / 100g

SALTED LICORICE DATASET

Profile
black licorice, sea salt, molasses
Notes
polarizing, intense, very designed
Batch
SLD-82
Storage
Below -18°C
OXYGENATED PEACH CULTURE
Exp. No. 091148 kcal / 100g

OXYGENATED PEACH CULTURE

Profile
white peach, airy cream, faint mineral sparkle
Notes
hyper-clean, almost weightless
Batch
OPC-91
Storage
Keep frozen below -18°C
TITANIUM VANILLA GEL
Exp. No. 104192 kcal / 100g

TITANIUM VANILLA GEL

Profile
cold vanilla, metallic cream, subtle sweetness
Notes
sterile, smooth, engineered perfection
Batch
TVG-104
Storage
Below -18°C
ROSEWATER CIRCUIT
Exp. No. 118164 kcal / 100g

ROSEWATER CIRCUIT

Profile
rose, lychee, faint electric sharpness
Notes
floral but precise, not perfumey
Batch
RWC-118
Storage
Keep frozen below -18°C
DARK MATTER CHOCOLATE
Exp. No. 127286 kcal / 100g

DARK MATTER CHOCOLATE

Profile
90% cacao, black sugar, bitter espresso edge
Notes
dense, gravitational, not for casual eaters
Batch
DMC-127
Storage
Keep frozen. Tempering not required.
PICKLED CHERRY FREQUENCY
Exp. No. 133171 kcal / 100g

PICKLED CHERRY FREQUENCY

Profile
sour cherry, vinegar brightness, sugar pulse
Notes
oscillates between tart and sweet
Batch
PCF-133
Storage
Below -18°C
AMMONIA MINT
Exp. No. 146134 kcal / 100g

AMMONIA MINT

Profile
extreme mint, icy herbal bite (safe synth)
Notes
sharp, sinus-clearing, almost too clean
Batch
AMS-146
Storage
Keep frozen. Do not inhale directly.
BUTTERED POPCORN LATEX
Exp. No. 152238 kcal / 100g

BUTTERED POPCORN LATEX

Profile
popcorn butter, sweet cream, synthetic finish
Notes
movie theater nostalgia with a lab twist
Batch
BPL-152
Storage
Below -18°C
TOASTED MILK DUST
Exp. No. 177203 kcal / 100g

TOASTED MILK DUST

Profile
browned milk powder, caramel, dry sweetness
Notes
soft, powdery, deeply comforting
Batch
TMD-177
Storage
Below -18°C
NEON BANANA ALGORITHM
Exp. No. 184182 kcal / 100g

NEON BANANA ALGORITHM

Profile
artificial banana, citrus edge, candy ester
Notes
intentionally fake, but addictive
Batch
NBA-184
Storage
Keep frozen. Shield from UV.
EUCALYPTUS CREAM PROTOCOL
Exp. No. 196159 kcal / 100g

EUCALYPTUS CREAM PROTOCOL

Profile
cool eucalyptus, vanilla, faint sweetness
Notes
spa-like, borderline medicinal
Batch
ECP-196
Storage
Below -18°C
MAGNETIC HONEY PHASE
Exp. No. 204224 kcal / 100g

MAGNETIC HONEY PHASE

Profile
wild honey, pollen, warm metal undertone
Notes
rich but slightly uncanny
Batch
MHP-204
Storage
Keep frozen below -18°C
WHITE NOISE COCONUT
Exp. No. 218167 kcal / 100g

WHITE NOISE COCONUT

Profile
coconut milk, soft sugar, barely-there vanilla
Notes
smooth, calming, almost flavorless — deliberately
Batch
WNC-218
Storage
Below -18°C
SICHUAN PEPPER ICE FIELD
Exp. No. 229173 kcal / 100g

SICHUAN PEPPER ICE FIELD

Profile
numbing pepper, citrus oil, cold cream
Notes
tingling, electric sensation
Batch
SPIF-229
Storage
Keep frozen. Mild numbing expected.
INK BERRY EXTRACTION
Exp. No. 241194 kcal / 100g

INK BERRY EXTRACTION

Profile
blackberry, squid ink saltiness, dark sugar
Notes
fruity meets oceanic, visually striking
Batch
IBE-241
Storage
Below -18°C. Staining possible.

Forty tubs per run. Nothing scales.

Every BARF-E flavour is produced in small runs inside a temperature-controlled lab. Ingredients are weighed to 0.1g. Cultures are logged by hand.

We release new experiments irregularly. Subscribe to the protocol log to hear when the next index opens, or come to the counter on a Saturday and take what's left.